Excerpts from "Ridiculous Night In The Lobby"

  • Stephanie: What is the term for having a lot of balls literally?
  • me: Unnatural?
  • Willis: Polyball Syndrome?
  • Stephanie: Testicularly advantaged?
  • me: No, that wouldn't be an advantage because it would make it hard to sit, I think.
  • Willis: Yeah, if they were the size of large apples...
  • Just for you williboi. We will miss you.
  • (also, later in the evening...)
  • Stephanie: We'll get him an ankle man bracelet.
  • me: Let's make him pierce his ear.